When Girls Overdrink

• We have no idea where our purse is.
• We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butts while yelling "Woo-hoo!" is the sexiest dance around.
• We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's butt and honestly believe we could do it.
• In our last trip to the bathroom, we realize that we now look less like the goddess we were four hours ago and more like a homeless hooker.
• We cry and tell everyone we see that we love them sooooo much.
• We get excited and jump up and down at every new song merely because, "Oh, my God! I love this song!"
• We find the spiritual side of the geek sitting beside us.
• We suddenly take up smoking and think we're good at it.
• We get mad at the bartender for giving us just lemonade because we can no longer taste the vodka.
• We think we're in bed but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.
• We fail to notice that the toilet lid is down.
• We take off our shoes because we think it's their fault we can't walk straight.

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