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Temperatures in the world and Norway

Vel, vinteren er i anmars og jeg kom på denne god gamle morro saken fra ITpro. +15°C / 59°F This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we'll start here. People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Norwegians are out in the sun, getting a tan. +10°C / 50°F The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Norwegians plant flowers in their gardens. +5°C / 41°F Italian cars won't start. The Norwegians are cruising in cabriolets. 0°C / 32° Distilled water freezes. The water in Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker. -5°C / 23°F People in California almost freeze to death. The Norwegians have their final barbecue before winter. -10°C / 14°F The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Norwegians start using long sleeves. -20°C / -4°F The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Norwegians end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here. -30°C / -22°F People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth. The Norwegians start drying their laundry indoors. -40°C / -40°F Paris starts cracking in the cold. The Norwegians stand in line at the hotdog stands. -50°C / -58°F Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Norwegians army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather. -70°C / -94°F The false Santa moves south. The Norwegians army goes out on winter survival training. -183°C / -297.4°F Microbes in food don't survive. The Norwegians cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold. -273°C / -459.4°F ALL atom-based movement halts. The Norwegians start saying, "Faen, d e kaldt i dag." -300°C / -508°F Hell freezes over; Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.

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