<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" ><channel><title>Sakarias NettJournal &#187; humor</title> <atom:link href="http://pjatt.net/tag/humor/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://pjatt.net</link> <description></description> <lastBuildDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2011 11:05:53 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <item><title>Click That Button</title><link>http://pjatt.net/2009/03/11/click-that-button/</link> <comments>http://pjatt.net/2009/03/11/click-that-button/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 03:11:14 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>sakarias</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Geeking]]></category> <category><![CDATA[humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[internet]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://pjatt.net/2009/03/11/click-that-button/</guid> <description><![CDATA[Ingen funksjon, annet enn gleden av å trykke på en knapp&#8230; Klarer man 3 000 000 klikk innen slutten av uken?]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://clickthatbutton.com/"><img src="http://pjatt.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/clickthatbutton.png" alt="Click That Button" title="Click That Button" width="432" height="557" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-797" /></a></p><p>Ingen funksjon, annet enn gleden av å trykke på en knapp&#8230; Klarer man 3 000 000 klikk innen slutten av uken?</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://pjatt.net/2009/03/11/click-that-button/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Why the Internet sometimes freezes</title><link>http://pjatt.net/2009/03/04/why-the-internet-sometime-freezes/</link> <comments>http://pjatt.net/2009/03/04/why-the-internet-sometime-freezes/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 02:48:29 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>sakarias</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Humor / Tester]]></category> <category><![CDATA[humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[internet]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://pjatt.net/?p=782</guid> <description><![CDATA[]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.wulffmorgenthaler.com/strip.aspx?id=e32e2977-6025-4efd-ab7b-df09e7d0aa15"><img src="http://pjatt.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/striphandlerashx.gif" alt="Why internet sometimes freezes" title="Why internet sometimes freezes" width="666" height="230" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-783" /></a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://pjatt.net/2009/03/04/why-the-internet-sometime-freezes/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>The truth about working in the IT industry</title><link>http://pjatt.net/2009/02/04/the-truth-about-working-in-the-it-industry/</link> <comments>http://pjatt.net/2009/02/04/the-truth-about-working-in-the-it-industry/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 16:26:29 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>sakarias</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Humor / Tester]]></category> <category><![CDATA[humor]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://pjatt.net/?p=719</guid> <description><![CDATA[1. We work weird (night) shifts&#8230; Just like prostitutes. 2. They pay you to make the client happy&#8230; Just like a prostitute. 3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny&#8230; Just like a &#8230; <a href="http://pjatt.net/2009/02/04/the-truth-about-working-in-the-it-industry/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1. We work weird (night) shifts&#8230;<br /> Just like prostitutes.</p><p>2. They pay you to make the client happy&#8230;<br /> Just like a prostitute.</p><p>3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny&#8230;<br /> Just like a prostitute.</p><p>4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client&#8217;s dreams&#8230;<br /> Just like a prostitute.</p><p>5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you&#8230;<br /> Just like a prostitute.</p><p>6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed&#8230;<br /> Just like a prostitute.</p><p>7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell&#8230;<br /> Just like a prostitute.</p><p>8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you&#8230;<br /> Just like a prostitute.</p><p>9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it&#8230;<br /> Just like a prostitute.</p><p>10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: &#8220;I&#8217;m not going to spend the rest of my life doing this.&#8221;<br /> Just like a prostitute &#8230;&#8230;..</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://pjatt.net/2009/02/04/the-truth-about-working-in-the-it-industry/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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